WHY ? WHY ??! WHYYYYYYY ?!?!!
is a raven like a writing desk ? Why ? Because
they were there, WHY NOT ? I'll tell you :
I am what I am !
I'm a frustrated old second-rater named NASHTON, with
a meaningless SHTICK, who first changed his name to EDWARD
I'm a SELF-DEPRECIATING scientist with an admiration for
BRUCE WAYNE, eager to be regarded as Gotham's cleverest
carbon-based life form...
I'm pathologically compelled to RIDDLE MY CRIMES before
I commit them, a FLAW in an otherwise potentially GREAT
I'm just WEIRRRRRRRRRRRRD !
the RIDDLER. Isn't that enough ?