I was a small child, my father said to me : "Son, I've
got a riddle for you."
green, sits in a bathtub, and whistles ?"
about it for a while, but I was forced to confess defeat.
said : "A SALAMI."
a salami isn't green !
can paint it in green.
- A salami doesn't sit in a bathtub !
can put it in a bathtub."
I thought I had the last word.
I said :
a salami doesn't whistle !"
he said, "I just put that in there to make it difficult !"
that true ?
it matter ?
uh, NYGMA, pardon me, but we've been talking for quite
some time now and we still haven't gotten a straight answer
out of you. We don't know anything more about you than
when we began...
COURSE you don't. I'm Edward Nygma - an ENIGMA. Is
it any surprise that I'm enigmatic ?
Understand me : you don't come
to the Riddler for answers. You come for the questions.
audience is at an end...
It seems we've just lost contact with Mr. NYGMA... So, uh, I
guess that concludes our evening. Don't forget to watch next
week's Gotham Insider, the second one devoted to Gotham's costumed
criminals and their secret origins.
issue will be an in-depth investigation about how a second-rate
mob henchman became the killing maniac known as the
Joker. That show will exceptionally take place on the very
scene of the transformation : the Ace Chemical factory,
where the Batman is believed to have created the monster.
for following Gotham Insider, good night, and God bless you